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The latest in the story of Kesteros Norna wholly and utterly failing in his new career as senshi:

I have been kidnapped. Borne away, hoodle-winked, abducted. So has my little sister, Ismene. The fiends concealed themselves in my room, waiting until Ismene came to bid me a goodnight (and Hades! Has she been forsty in my company of late.) and then sprang out, taking us by surprise. They were clearly trained ruffians, but that is no excuse. I should have grabbed my henshin wand immediately. They have it now. And us.

I have failed at simply everything since coming to Uranus, everything. I am contemplating drowning myself in a river, surrounded by dead man's fingers and singing lauds. I am not sure I could persuade that Saints creature to arrive with a poisoned sword and stab me.

Oh, woe, woe!

Current Mood:
angry Enraged.
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On August 13th, 2006 11:47 am (UTC), hollows_bunny commented:
EEP! I'm really sorry, Mr. Kesteros! ;_; Don't kill yourself! Miss Ismene would be sad, and we're supposed to bring you back alive! ;________________;
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On August 13th, 2006 03:40 pm (UTC), shakespeare_nut replied:
That's right! Don't do it, Kit! I'm sure you'll find us some way out of this...

--Ismene

P.S. Alex! Get Tawn OFF sniffing me!
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On August 13th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC), hollows_bunny replied:
I'm trying! He's a really big hyena though. =/

Oh, there we go. Kohl just dragged him off. :D
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On August 13th, 2006 01:40 pm (UTC), selkie_maiden commented:
Perhaps not Saints, but you might persuade your personal Lady MacBeth!

Stop looking at me like that, Fiona! I was kidding!

Good luck, Sailor Shakespeare!

--Amaya
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On August 13th, 2006 03:39 pm (UTC), shakespeare_nut replied:
I'm glad you made it clear you were joking there, Amaya! I was quite worried. Poor Kit, being kidnapped... I hope the retrivers don't stick wires in him!

--Michi
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On August 13th, 2006 03:43 pm (UTC), selkie_maiden replied:
Yeah. It's really a shame they didn't get Rilix. I'd like to see some wires stuck in her.
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On August 13th, 2006 03:48 pm (UTC), shakespeare_nut replied:
Wires. In Rilix. Yeah, that's a job I personally would have loved. But damnit, somehow I can't imagine the witch with wires in her. Far too powerful and slippery to get humiliated like that. Damnit, damnit.

--Luc
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On August 13th, 2006 04:00 pm (UTC), selkie_maiden replied:
I guess I'll have to settle for slicing her pretty throat if she ever shows her face around me again.
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On August 13th, 2006 01:46 pm (UTC), faerie_songbird commented:
Help is on the way, Sailor Ariel! Though I feel it is only fair to warn you, my sister is in as bad a temper as you or I have ever seen, and it is not exactly settling. I never knew she could get so...angry.

--Lerato
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On August 13th, 2006 03:42 pm (UTC), shakespeare_nut replied:
I shall be quite content as long as it is my abductors she releases her temper on, Lerato. But I confess to being quite wary of seeing my placid friend in anger. It really is most inconvenint, me being kidnapped.
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On August 13th, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC), faerie_songbird replied:
Inconvenient nothing! This is a disaster, do you hear me?! -- Kiara
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