The latest in the story of Kesteros Norna wholly and utterly failing in his new career as senshi:
I have been kidnapped. Borne away, hoodle-winked, abducted. So has my little sister, Ismene. The fiends concealed themselves in my room, waiting until Ismene came to bid me a goodnight (and Hades! Has she been forsty in my company of late.) and then sprang out, taking us by surprise. They were clearly trained ruffians, but that is no excuse. I should have grabbed my henshin wand immediately. They have it now. And us.
I have failed at simply everything since coming to Uranus, everything. I am contemplating drowning myself in a river, surrounded by dead man's fingers and singing lauds. I am not sure I could persuade that Saints creature to arrive with a poisoned sword and stab me.
Oh, woe, woe!